We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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