Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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