then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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