Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
