His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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