People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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