I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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