I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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