Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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