I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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