doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
