she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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