This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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