What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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