Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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