All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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