Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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