Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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