When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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