Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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