I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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