i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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