At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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