They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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