yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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