just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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