So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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