she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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