WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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