i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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