Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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