She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize