plz talk dirty to me
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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