Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
