I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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