Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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