It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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