So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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