i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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