woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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