He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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