Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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