would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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