and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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