i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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