Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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