ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Randomize