I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Randomize