You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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