bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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