Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
