i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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