Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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