he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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