is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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