Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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