he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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