Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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