id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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