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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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