I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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